Songs

Blues

Well I woke up this morning

My Lexus wouldn’t start

Well I woke up this morning

Had a flat on my golf cart

The maid was 2 hours late

And my CDs have a bad rate

The wine cellar is on the fritz

I lost my reservation at the Ritz

I got the upper middle class blues

Oh yeah, Oh yeah

 Oh Yeah Baby!

Life

Born in an outhouse when I was 8 years old

Murdered my momma cause her milk was too cold

Ate crawfish guts in a pick up truck

Stayed drunk 60 years through just dumb luck

Went to the tractor pull

Ate possum on a stick

These damn pointy-head liberals

Just make me sick

I sure miss my little sis

Boy she could really kiss

Gonna get me a haircut

Sure it’ll be a mullet

I know I can’t rhyme too good

But see I didn’t go to Harvud