Cigar

I went to the PO to mail my son a Father's Day present. There was a long line so I went to the automated postage machine. Instead of printing a stamp it chewed it up and spit out a handful of confetti.

I then got in line and was wedged between two huge redneck cowboys. The one in front was smoking a cigar. At one point the line moved a little and I was not prompt in filing the gap.

The guy behind me said "Are you in line? if not I am going to go around you" In a rude manner.

I said "yes I am in line I just didn't want to get too close to that cigar", which was true.

Unfortunately the guy with the cigar heard me and he stuck it in my face and said "You want some of this?"

I didn't know what to say being naturally shy in terms of fighting in public places.

I said "Is it a Cuban"?

He said "You are Goddamn right"!

The other one said "I wouldn't smoke no Mexican cigars anyhow."

The first one said "And those Japs had it coming to them (The tsunami)

My dad fought at Okinawa an two other islands and we ain't buying any Jap or German cars.

By this time our line go to the counter and he bought a 44 cent stamp.

The End